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Dost: Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?

Husband: Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.. ghutno pe.

Dost: kya baat kar raha hai..

Husband: aur nahi to kya..

Dost: phir Kya Boli ?

Husband: Boli Palang k Neeche se

baahar aa jao Ab Nahi Maarungi..


B.V: Suniye apka dost ek

pagal larki se shadi ker raha

hai ap usy roktay Q nai??

Husband: Main Q Rokon?

mere vari ty bara nachiya C :P


Wife: Janu,

Saturday picnic

Sunday movie and

Monday shopping,

Tuesday hotel,

Wednesday outing,

Thursday dinner,

Kitna Maja aayega !!

Husband : Yes !!! Aur Friday Masjid ke Bahir !

W: Kyu?

H: Bheek mangne !!! :P


Ek Admi ne apne Dost se pucha: BV ko khush rakhne ka kya tareeqa hy?

Dost ne mushwara diya: Us k Husan ki tareef karte raho.

Admi ghar gaya or BV ki tareefen shuru kardi

Buhat khubsrat lag rahi ho !! :)

BV ne heran ho k dekha or boli: Kya kaha?

Admi:Sachi aaj tum Hoor Lag rahi ho

BV ne Rona shuru kar diya or boli:

Aaj ka din hi ajeeb hy:

Beti ne Dinner Set Torr diya

Beta ungli zakhmi kar betha hy or ab Aap
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Sharab Pi k aa gaye hen


ease kam bachon say q karatay
hain log baray hain na


Jaate jaate woh kyun kar paltta
tha,
Ab sataaye ga yeh sawaal mujhe..



 

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    Dukh is ka nhi k hamari light nhi hy

    Khushi is bat ki hai k kisi ki bhi nahi hai..:-)
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    Ap ka Sms
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    Is baat ka
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    Farishton ne tumko Ramzan se pehle band kr dia hai.:-
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    Jab Larka & Larki 18 SaaL Ke Ho jaty
    To 2no ko 1 Hi Chez ke Zarorat hoti hy Socho kis chez ke
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    Shanakhti card Ke, Apni soch Badlo. ...

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    ZaKhme_sMs: Mujhy kya haq k kisi ko 'Matlabi' kahoon..,

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    Ma to khud Apny RAB ko  yaad karta hoon Moseebat Mein.. ...

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    سن لیا ہم نے ! فیصلہ تیرا
    اور سن کر اْداس ہو بیٹھے
    ذ ہن چپ چاپ آنکھ خالی ہے
    جیسے ہم کائنات کھو بیٹھے
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