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Sms found in category (Funny sms) |
 A SARDAR passin |
A SARDAR passing through a Jungle A Churail stops him & says: HU HU HU HA HA, Main Churail hoon... Sardar: Jaanta hoon,Teri aik behan meray ghar mein bhi hai.
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Submitted by
khalid DIT on Mon, Jan 5th 2009 |
Baalon May Far |
Baalon May Faraz ny Hath Pher Kr Kaha Parveen....! Head & Shoulder Istemal Krti Ho Ya Pantene...?
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Submitted by
Wasim on Sat, Jan 3rd 2009 |
Angel said: I c |
Angel said: I can b evrywhere 2 help u... so I created MOTHER. Devil replied: Me 2 can b evrywhere... so I created MOTHER-IN-L@@@@@@@@@
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Submitted by
Wasim on Sat, Jan 3rd 2009 |
BREAKING NEWS! |
BREAKING NEWS! aaj INDIA k P.M Man Mohan Singh Kellay k chilkay se Slip hogaye! P.M ne ye ilzam PAKISTAN Pe Lgaya.. aur Kaha k ye kella PAKISTANI hai';-)
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Submitted by
asim dit DIT on Sat, Jan 3rd 2009 |
Main pagal... |
Main pagal...
Main Bewaqoof..
Main Mental..
Main Ulloo.. Main Dewana.. Zara Ahista Parho Yahan Tak
Awaz AA Rahe Ha.kab se apki ye halat ha?
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Submitted by
irfan on Sat, Jan 3rd 2009 |
SHAIR ARZ Hai. |
SHAIR ARZ Hai... My balance is insufficient f0r making this call Faraz... Mennu easyload krwa de mai nachan saari raat.. @@
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Submitted by
Wasim on Sat, Jan 3rd 2009 |
Judge mujrim se |
Judge mujrim se, batao tumari aakhri kuwaish kya hai?? Mujrim: Ek mobile Nokia N95 5 karror rupe Apki beti se shadi, U.S.A ka viza, 2 saal ka honey moon, 6 , 7 bache jo apko nana nana kahen or muje papa, or mai Un sb ki shadi krwa dun us k bad aap jo fasila do muje manzoor hoga:-
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Submitted by
Asad Raj on Sat, Jan 3rd 2009 |
Pathan date pe |
Pathan date pe cooking oil se naha k gaya. Gf: Ap oil mein kyun nahaye? Pathan:meine suna tha k Har cheez meezan mein achi lagti hai.
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Submitted by
Wasim on Sat, Jan 3rd 2009 |
UFONE LAYA NEW |
UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER Khali JAGA PE 'U' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO ST _ PID B _ DH _ BEWAK _ F _ LL _ Dekha Everything is incompl@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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Submitted by
Wasim on Sat, Jan 3rd 2009 |
Sardarni writes |
Sardarni writes a msg to Sardar: "Tussi ghar kab aa rahe ho? Msg kar k batao." Sardar writes to her: "Nahi bata sakta, sirf 1 msg ka balance hai.
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Submitted by
khalid DIT on Sat, Jan 3rd 2009 |
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