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Sms found in category (Sardarji sms) |
 One sardar had |
One sardar had a child after 3 months of marige.he askd his wife a 3mnth k bad bacha kaisy hua? Wife replied: tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua .sardar: 3mnth .wife: or meri shadi ko?sardar: 3mnth.wife: or bacha kitnay mnth k baad.sardar: 3mnth. Wife: total kitnay hue. Sardar : oye 9 mnths and sardar dansingALLAH KAY WASTAY TUJH SAY SUWAL HAY KAY TANVEER SHAH KAH SATH IS SAY BHI ZIADA KUR JO MA NAY CHAHA AUR MANGA HAY AAMEIN AAMEIN AAMEIN"
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Submitted by
Wasim on Fri, Jun 27th 2008 |
Sardar is climb |
Sardar is climbing up the tree. Monkey: drakht pe kyun aye ho? Sardar: apple khaney. Monkey: lakin ye to aam ka drakht hai. Sardar: apple sath laya hon;
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Submitted by
Shomaila on Tue, Apr 15th 2008 |
.Pathan,sindhi, |
.Pathan,sindhi,Balochi--Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain Q? Farishta bola: Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya
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Submitted by
Wasim on Thu, Apr 3rd 2008 |
Hum Gaye The Un |
Hum Gaye The Un K Ghar Kehna Tha Un Se K Dil Se Dil Mila Lo Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti Bachon Ko "POLIO" K Qatray Pilwa Lo :)
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Submitted by
Wasim on Thu, Apr 3rd 2008 |
1 Sardar Bap Ki |
1 Sardar Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya, Sardar Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha kya hua? Sardar Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal HoGya.
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Submitted by
Wasim on Thu, Apr 3rd 2008 |
Eik Sardar Pilo |
Eik Sardar Pilot Se Head Phone Chheen Raha Hota Hai, Pilot: Yeh Kia Ker rahay Ho? Sardar:Ticket Hum ne bhi bhari hai.. Aur music Tu Akela hee sunn Raha Hai..?
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Submitted by
Wasim on Thu, Apr 3rd 2008 |
Sardar G Agar A |
Sardar G Agar Aap Ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha K Ley Jaaen To Aap Kiya Karo Ge? "Sardar G:" O G Mene Kiya Karna Hai Galti Bhoot Ki Hai Khud Hi Bhugtey:
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Submitted by
Wasim on Thu, Apr 3rd 2008 |
Sardar: |
Sardar: Kal raat das ghante ek english film dekhi. usme na koi scene tha, na awaaz...! Friend: Film ka naam kia tha ? Sardar: Please insert the disc....
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Submitted by
waseem on Wed, Sep 12th 2007 |
Keys |
One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually.
He met his friend on the way... Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually? Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the morning?'
Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
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Submitted by
Naresh on Wed, Jan 17th 2007 |
Double decker bus |
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ?
I was enjoying my ride down there ?
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"
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Submitted by
Naresh on Fri, Jan 12th 2007 |
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