Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Srdar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae

SARDAR:Kal Main Bathrom Giya Te othy Shair betha c . SRDARNI:Hy o Rabba! Feer Tusi ki kita? SARDAR:Kujh vi Ni.Ma Shair No Kya Tusi Kar Lo Meri Te Nikl Gai Ay.

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya
Aur Mera Mobile Off Hogaya.

Dost: Aisa Konsa msg?

Sardar: Battery Low.

Dost: Send Kar?

Sabko Daraenge. :-)